There just aren't enough...

...things to chew or play with here at FoMa's house!!!

Dis bone could definitely be biggers.

And all dese toys?  Pffth, I know mah foreber family will gibs me more.

FoMa says I am a very good boy and that I will make a great addition to a family that doesn't have (really) small dogs or cats.  I'm ok with medium sized doggies though.

I'm definitely a chewer of things.  My first night at FoMa's house, I gave her a present!  It was a sock.  I threw it up for her.  FoMa says that she's glad that I threw it up instead of it giving me a really bad tummy ache.  She also says that this means I have to be watched when it comes to playing with stuffies so I don't try to eat bad things.

I don't mind this problem that I have because it means that FoMa has given my FoBro (Phil) and I some very delicious nomnoms.  We are currently working on a beef knuckle (which I'm chewing on in the 2nd photo) and a really big bone (which I'm working on in the 1st photo).  FoMa says that the bones are for eating and stuffies aren't.  I'm still learning the rules.

Whats the biggest thing I've learned since being with my new FoMa?  I'm so glad you asked!

Let me start by tell you guys that stairs are scary.  VERY SCARY.  You neber know if there are monsters at the top or at the bottom because it's such a long ways!  The first 2 nights were rough, but FoMa was very patient wif me.  Going down was much easier than going up (after that first time anyways)!  After doing the scary stairs 3 times though, I just started doing it on my own!  FoMa says I was like magic!  I'm not even scared of them a little bit anymore.

FoMa says I should probably learn some tricks at some point, but this week she's just thrilled that I learned the stairs and I'm settling in...  even if that means she has to put away all the toys ebery day after I take them ALL out of the toy basket.  She doesn't appreciate my interior designing skills, I can tell.

FoMa, dis is mah sexy gaze.
Please show all da babes.

While FoMa isn't sure how many toys could possibly be left in the toy basket...
I know and I plan on relocating ALL of them for her..

See, I do plays wif de toys for a widdle bit before I strategically place them for decorating.

I'm ready for my forever family...  is it you??

Hint, hint:  de application iz to the right!  (no, your human right)